sharkbutte:

fried-ferret:

doctor: I’m sorry… The test results are in.. you’re down with the sickness…

OH WH-A-A-AT?

youlovetoseeit:

that is cool

thebootydiaries:

modern-politics111:

You can donate here 👉 http://www.sybrinafulton.com/

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

witchys-stuff-deactivated202005:

Good morning 🌱🍄🐁

mini-moss:

Botanist’s Window 🌱

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thebootydiaries:

divaofdespair:

meanplastic:

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

shelljamil:

the reciprocation 😭😍

urbanfantasyinspiration:

tradbagel:

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

Marriage vs. friendship

dansinclairr:

gyeomdrop:

this is so fucking funny

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

evilsupplyco:

evilsupplyco:

On the witching hour of Halloween, I will once more crack my black heart open like an egg and release what flows out and accept what skulks in.

So it begins. Long may it last.